LYRICAL GANGSTERWe've all been there. A couple of sherbets worse for wear, picking up the mic and somehow thinking we're the new Jay-Z.
Well maybe not. But Peter Crouch has. Not content with bringing bodypopping back to the masses, who'd have thought he'd try calling for the rewind and chatting over the top of Ini Kamoze's "Here Comes the Hot-Stepper?"
[If the embedded player doesn't work, click the link above for the full movie, including a nice bit of dancefloor action.]
In other football-related news, HakMao's dug up a brilliant Delia recipe, perfect for knocking up during those half-time breaks.